I hate waking up with you on my mind and not in my bed.
(via difficult)
The sky is not the limit. Your mind is.
Lynette Simeone (via quotemadness)
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
Reblogged from inconsistent-blogg
